I hate computers.

And Microsoft.

And Apple.

Well i've always hated Apple.

Anyway.

So yeah here I am. Nice bright morning. Ahaha no. Got yelled at today, had bad ideas going through my head, so I think 'hey I think i'll go on YouTube to listen to the only voices in the world that are strong enough to keep me from crying. Then i'll log into Twitter and help trend #BTRIsOurEverything, and see if Jess DMed me and oh Wattpad sounds nice.'

So yep. I turn on the Windows computer. I go to YouTube. I start playing "Like Nobody's Around". Meanwhile, I search "Twitter". Just as Carlos is singing, "Get a little rock and roll", I click "Twitter" and then my computer starts dinging like it's crying in pain or something and bam whole screen goes blue and white letters appear and then the whole thing shuts off.

For those of you that don't know, such an event is referred to by Mircosoft as an "error".

But Microsoft is stupid. There's a reason why we dubbed this event the Blue Screen Of Death, or BSoD.

SO BASICALLY THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH DELETES ALL YOUR MEMORY AND MAKES YOUR COMPUTER VERY HARD TO WORK ON UNLESS IT'S FIXED, WHICH FOR THE RECORD BSoD ISN'T SIMPLE TO FIX.

And my dad won't pick up his phone, so mine won't be fixed for a while.

Right now it's stuck on the loading screen. What's funny is the loading screen is blue. Ahaha. That's hilarious.

So let's review here I infect my dad's computer with seven viruses, and then mine goes all BSoD on me.

I'm so bad at computers.

My Windows better be fixed.
I am not living my life on this retarded Mac.

Plus do you know how much I will be losing.

My phone broke the other day. Whole screen started getting purple dots. The dots spread. They darkened. Once I noticed my screen would eventually turn completely black, I opened my file in there where I keep all my passwords for apps on my phone along with my e-mail password, and tranferred them into a notepad on my Windows computer so I would wouldn't lose access to my Kik, Instagram, Keek, etc. when my new phone comes. Which, it came today.

Well now that my computer has the BSoD, looks like that worked out well.

If my dad can't fix this I am done with everything.

g o o d b y e .